Débi & Lóide – Treine a Pronúncia do Inglês Americano

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Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school.

You go straight ahead, and you make a left over the bridge.

That’s a lovely accent you have, New Jersey?

Austria.

Austria? Well then good day mate let’s put another shrimp on the barbie.

Oh Oh

What? What’s the matter?

You spilled the salt, that’s what’s the matter.

Quick, toss some salt over your right shoulder.

What the hell.

“There is no sin except stupidity.” Oscar Wilde

Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world.

Guys guys guys!

“Always you have to contend with the stupidity of men.” Henry David Thoreau

Skis huh?

That’s right.

They yours?

Aham.

Both of them?

Yeah

“Stupidity is a talent for misconception.” Edgar Allan Poe

What’s her last name? I’ll look it up.

Ahhhh starts with an S, Swim, Swami, Slippy, Slappy, Simmin, Salmon Semmen, Swenson Swanson.

Maybe it’s on the briefcase look on the…

Oh yeah it’s right here. Samsonite, I was way off.

What happened Harry? Someone in Philly break your heart?

No it was a girl, Greta Felcher, I thought we were going to be together forever and then huh…

Did she give you any reason?

Yeah I called her up she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something, I don’t know I wasn’t really paying attention.

That was good.

My dogs were supposed to be here 40 minutes ago.

I bathed them and clipped them myself and I stand by my performance.

Oh look at the fun bags on that hose hound.

I’d like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.

For Harry and Lloyd everyday is a no brainer.